Rhubarb Compote

Rhubarb Compote

Rhubarb Compote

Lately, a couple of generous individuals have gifted me handfuls of rhubarb stalks, but for a couple of reasons I’m not entirely convinced that they’re being given to me entirely altruistically. For one, rhubarb grows like a triffid, producing huge leaves to soak up the sun which they use to create a late spring to early summer crop of deliciously tart harvest produce. The problem with these massive leaves is that they block out the sun for the herbaceous neighbours of said rhubarb plant. As a result, most gardeners will happily prune their flourishing bushes by ‘gifting’ the stalks away to friends, neighbours, or in my case, their daughters.

The second reason for giving away the rhubarb is one that I cannot find fault with though. You cannot blame a gardener for donating an abundance of rhubarb when they know they’ll receive a tasty, sweet rhubarb dish in return. This is the very essence of food produce trading and it’s one which benefits both parties.

Although I sometimes find myself cursing those who give me rhubarb when I’m relentlessly sawing away at the rhubarb trunks before stewing them (because I simply cannot bring myself to just throw them out) I still find myself enjoying the rhubarb as its grassy, lemony, acidic fragrance coats my hands. The smell always reminds me of being a child and every year, as I fondly remember dipping a relatively ripe rhubarb stalk into a poke of sugar as a kid and thinking it was a real treat, I pop a small chunk of rhubarb into my mouth to test whether it really is as tart as I remember and my lips disappear behind my teeth in response to the sheer overwhelming sourness that floods my mouth. Good times.

Even though there are easier, and tastier, fruits out there to cook with I never object to rhubarb though. There’s something rather ancient about it, I think. Apart from the fact that the plant looks as though it belongs in the Jurassic era, its stalks have been turned into delicious confections by optimistic cooks for hundreds of years. Surely this is a tradition which must be continued by those who are willing to do battle with a crop so heavily infused with acidic bitterness?

To make my rhubarb compote I chopped up the freshly washed rhubarb, put it in a large pan with a couple of tablespoons of water and added sugar to it before putting it on a medium heat. The amount of sugar you add is pretty much according to your own taste, so add a few tbsps of sugar to the simmering rhubarb, taste it, and continue to add more until it suits your palate. I generally go with around 70-100g of sugar to 700g of chopped rhubarb. You’ll probably need quite a lot of sugar. Just be careful when tasting it because it’s incredibly hot!

The rhubarb compote will keep in the fridge for a good couple of weeks and you can use it for loads of different things: as a jam for toast or scones; to top porridge or ice cream; folded into whipped cream to make a syllabub; as the fruit base for a crumble or cobbler; or (if you want to pair it with a savoury item) to serve with pork dishes. The list of ways to celebrate such an unexpected, and yet rewarding, harvest is endless. Rhubarb compote may not be the prettiest dish in the world, but I can assure you, it’s delicious. Go find a gardener to befriend and get your hands on some stalks. You won’t regret it and neither will they.

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Porridge (serves 1)

Porridge by The Fat Foodie

When I was a kid I was always sent to school with breakfast in my tummy. Whether it was a piece of Marmited toast, cereal or a boiled egg with buttery soldiers, Mum always made sure I was fuelled up for my day at school. In the winter my brother and I either had cereal with hot milk poured over it, making it instantly turn into a soggy bowlful of sugary grain, or a bowl of Ready Brek.

Ready Brek is a strange substance. Originally created by J. Lyons & Co. in 1957, it’s a smooth porridge intended to appeal to kids, but which generally holds the texture of recently mixed cement. It was an unsweetened product, allowing the consumer to add their own choice of toppings, normally in our case either Golden Syrup or jam. Today it comes in four flavours: Original, Chocolate, and Honey, as well as Seriously Oaty (a flavour choice for those who prefer their soluble-fibered oats to have a less whimsical approach to life).

This early introduction to the world of breakfast oats has instilled in me a lifelong love of porridge, albeit in more adventurous and tasty forms than as bowl of something I could repoint my house bricks with. Although I occasionally buy the ready to make sachets, such as Oat So Simple or Scott’s So-Easy, normally I tend to just buy a big bag of supermarket value oats which are much cheaper. This also ensures that I have oats in the kitchen should the notion strike to make flapjacks or an oaty topping for an oven bake.

After marrying a Scot (the true culinary masters of the oat) I have discovered the simple formula for the perfect porridge consistency: 1 part oats to 2 parts liquid (normally made purely with rice milk in my case, but you can water it down if preferred). I use a small espresso cup which makes the perfect amount for one person.

When it comes to porridge the possibilities for toppings are endless, but today’s choice was my go-to sweetener, Golden Syrup, raspberries and some walnuts. I was using up the last of the walnuts in the bag so I also sprinkled the nut shrapnel from the bottom of the bag on top of my porridge.

Nut shrapnel. That’d be quite the injury to receive, huh?

Other topping choices you could choose from include: jam, maple syrup, nut butters, flaked hazelnuts, chopped fruit (bananas and strawberries are lovely on it), fruit compote, and spices such as cinnamon, nutmeg or ginger. The options are only as endless as your imagination, so let it loose and enjoy your oats!

Ingredients:

50g of gluten-free rolled oats

100ml of lactose-free milk or rice milk (add more if it’s too thick for you)

Method:

Put your ingredients into a microwavable jug.

Pop the jug in the microwave for about 2 to 3 mins, keeping an eye on it all the while because it will rise up the jug once it starts to boil.

Take it out and stir it and pop it back in for as long as you can before it erupts over the side of the jug like Krakatoa.

Take it out, pour it into a bowl and add your toppings.

Exercise caution before eating because it will be the temperature of freshly poured lava. Enjoy!

Walnut, Raisin and Syrup Porridge

Walnut, Raisin and Syrup Porridge by The Fat Foodie

 

 

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